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Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

Not a scientist. Not an expert. Just someone asking the questions nobody's putting in the keynotes.

boston dynamics

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The furnace story Figure didn't finish

Oct 6, 2026

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4 min read

The furnace story Figure didn't finish

In this edition: Figure melted its robots with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hyundai split from its own research lab.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

UBTECH

+3

The home robot is here, and it can't do anything

Sep 29, 2026

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4 min read

The home robot is here, and it can't do anything

In this edition: A home robot that can't do chores and a chip company that now owns how every robot moves its arms.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

agibot

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Digit's most famous feature is gone

Sep 22, 2026

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4 min read

Digit's most famous feature is gone

Unitree and Agility thought they cracked the code. Until they found out they didn't.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

figure ai

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94 cents a video to train your replacement

Sep 15, 2026

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3 min read

94 cents a video to train your replacement

A robot that costs 2x to 8.4x a human to work in a warehouse, and nobody has measured what it produces

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

world model

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A $400 million robot model you can't run, buy, or benchmark

Sep 8, 2026

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4 min read

A $400 million robot model you can't run, buy, or benchmark

Why the GPT-3 moment in robotics is not really the GPT-3 moment, and why a charming robot pays more for its first mistake.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

news

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It came. It ran. It crashed.

Sep 1, 2026

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4 min read

It came. It ran. It crashed.

Beijing's 2026 humanoid robot games showed you the records. Not the parts that don't work yet.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

chery aimoga

+4

Show Me the $24 Million

Aug 25, 2026

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3 min read

Show Me the $24 Million

A Pentagon number nobody verified, and a decade nobody's pricing into Unitree's stock.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

research

+4

Nobody's Checking the Numbers (Or the Brakes)

Aug 18, 2026

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3 min read

Nobody's Checking the Numbers (Or the Brakes)

A broken production promise, and the emergency stop nobody's actually tested.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

regulation

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When robots stop being products

Aug 11, 2026

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4 min read

When robots stop being products

A new entry on the FCC's Covered List that names no company, only a place of production. A robot maker's IPO anchored by the people who run a country's infrastructure — and the fund holding its pension savings. Neither one is really about the robots.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

newsletter

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The Robots Were Never Coming to Your House

Aug 4, 2026

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4 min read

The Robots Were Never Coming to Your House

The home was the pitch. The warehouse is the business. And Google says keep the barriers up.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

sunday robotics

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The Reference Problem

Jul 28, 2026

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3 min read

The Reference Problem

A benchmark nobody asked for. A robot nobody vetted.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

tesla

+5

Humanoid labor: same technology, different strategy

Jul 21, 2026

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3 min read

Humanoid labor: same technology, different strategy

Figure 03, Apollo, Optimus are on factory floors. Not everyone using them wants the same thing.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

dexterity

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When the framing does the heavy lifting

Jul 14, 2026

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3 min read

When the framing does the heavy lifting

Robot soccer and a humanoid IPO. Both stories are about something else.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

UBTECH

+3

UBTECH's Trust Problem Just Got Personal

Jul 7, 2026

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3 min read

UBTECH's Trust Problem Just Got Personal

One company's credibility gap gets heavier. Plus: humanoids aren't going where headlines say.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

neura

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European Robot, American Capital

Jun 30, 2026

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3 min read

European Robot, American Capital

Morgan Stanley's China number is the wrong story. So is Neura's European firepower.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

tesla

+4

World Models, $6B, and the Math That Doesn't Close

Jun 23, 2026

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3 min read

World Models, $6B, and the Math That Doesn't Close

The industry is telling two stories. Neither adds up.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

dexterity

+2

The Patent Tesla Abandoned in Three Days

Jun 16, 2026

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3 min read

The Patent Tesla Abandoned in Three Days

Plus: three distressed German suppliers reach for the same robotics bet

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

limx dynamics

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Modular Humanoids  and the Numbers Nobody Checked

Jun 9, 2026

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2 min read

Modular Humanoids and the Numbers Nobody Checked

In this week's Uncanny Intel: the "just use a specialized tool" argument is losing ground as modular platforms like the LimX TRON 2 reshape the economics of general-purpose robotics. And in the same week, Fraunhofer IPA and NIST both confirmed what nobody wanted in writing: no agreed standard for measuring humanoid performance has existed since 2015.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

demo

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Demo As A Distraction: Boston Dynamics, China's Robot Cops, and What Everyone Missed

Jun 2, 2026

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3 min read

Demo As A Distraction: Boston Dynamics, China's Robot Cops, and What Everyone Missed

Boston Dynamics showed a working demo of their Atlas robot. And the industry immediately stripped out the caveats. Meanwhile in Hangzhou, 15 traffic robots issued nearly 12,000 warnings in three days while everyone reported the yellow plastic shell and missed the data pipeline underneath. Two stories, one pattern: the hardware is the decoy.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

demo

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A Human Beat Figure's Robot by 0.04 Seconds. CEO Says It Won't Last.

May 26, 2026

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3 min read

A Human Beat Figure's Robot by 0.04 Seconds. CEO Says It Won't Last.

A human intern beat Figure AI's robots at warehouse sorting by 192 packages. But the human got mandated breaks and the robots took none. The gap is closing.

Hiya Gaine
Hiya Gaine

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